Oh, those haiku ground rules:
> Original stuff only! [Plagiarism is a 4-letter word. Word.]
> Good stuff only [enough with the hipster-breakup haiku, already]
> Follow the haiku rules [3 lines; 17 syllables; 5 in line 1, 7 in line 2, 5 in line 3. Don't just randomly chop off lines to suit the numbers. Start, ideally, with a natural image. Say something deep about life or people.]
> Give dem feels.